Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Busy, busy, busy

So, with work on my plate along with kids who are still on holiday and dealing with the divorce, I'm also doing my best to keep friendships going, get to the gym as often as possible and keep the family happy.

This is quite a busy week for all of the above and I must say I'm grateful for it. The busier I am, the better as it keeps my mind off things and doesn't allow me to ponder and get too down or overwhelmed.

I've thrown myself into working out at the gym and it's definitely paying off. Not only am I more toned than I've been in years, it's also great for my mind and I just feel so much better. I've also managed to recruit my mom and another girlfriend who's getting divorced to join. With the amazing offer through Discovery Vitality where you only pay the once off R850 and no further monthly subs, one can simply not say no!!

I know the Planet Fitness I go to also have an amazing 'Credit Crunch Offer' where you only pay R59/month for a year contract! This is a really great deal, so if you feel like you need to stay in shape this winter or just want to warm your flab up a bit, then I'd definitely check it out.

Anyway, got this corker from The Fiery One and had to share it with you all:

A Happy Marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.

"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by
horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *+%$**£ crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment..... " we have lived happily ever after."

Tee-heee!

And on that note I hope you all have a great day!

Madge

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